The King's Man Film SPOILER FREE!!!!!!!!!! Film Review

 

Kingsmen fans the Kingsmen film franchise has one that has only just started to grow and to expand and well now we have yet another new Kingsman film to watch and to enjoy. This was a film I fully admit that I wasn't that excited for simply because I firstly didn't even know about the film and when I did know about the film it kept on getting pushed back and pushed to the point I completely forgot about it all over again and well the film is now officially with us and so join me as I give you all my spoiler free review of the film really didn't need to be made with the film in question being called simply just "The King's Man" enjoy.

The plot of this film is somebody is trying to pit several countries against each other and it's up to the newly founded Kingsman secret service to put a stop to this villains scheme before it's far to freaking late. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual plot of this film in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual plot of this film was rather freaking weak and was also rather freaking bland at freaking best in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least.

Starring in this film is Ralph Fiennes as Duke Orlando Oxford , Gemma Arterton as Polly Wilkins and Rhys Ifans as Grigori Rasputin. Also starring in this film is Matthew Goode as Morton , Tom Hollander as King George , Kaiser Wilhelm and Tsar Nicholas , Harris Dickinson as Conrad Oxford , Stanley Tucci as A United States Ambassador , Daniel Brühl as Erik Jan Hanussen , Djimon Hounsou as Shola , Charles Dance as Herbert Kitchener , Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Archie Reid , Aaron Vodovoz as Prince Felix Yusupov , Todd Boyce as Mr. Alfred DuPont , Branka Katic as Empress Alexandra Feodorovna and Valerie Pachner as Mata Hari.

Now then in terms if what I personally thought / felt about the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual acting that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was alot better then what it really had any right to be. I say this because this film's script isn't that good and so nobody would have blamed this films cast of actors and actresses if they all chose to phone in there performances in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Doing the CGI for this film is BUF , Framestore , RISE Visual Effects Studios and Rhythm & Hues Studios and Weta Digital. Now then in terms of what I personally thought / felt about the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual CGI that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was really freaking good for the most part since there are one or two very freaking dodgy looking CGI effects that are in this very freaking film in my personal freaking personal opinions anyways / at least. 

So now then as stated at the very freaking start of this very review this film is a prequel film to the Kingsman: The Secret Service and as such this means that this film falls into all the same pitfalls that all prequel films seem to fall into. Since we know that the Kingsman organisation is going to be formed and from that we can thus deduce that the world is going to be as OK as is humanly possible and so this film just comes across as being utterly freaking pointless in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film is not going to make any money at the box office not because it's a bad film because if anything this film is simply just OK at best. It is however instead due to the fact that right now Spider-Man: No Way Home is currently making all of the money at the box office and when you also add in the fact that this was also released on the exact same day as The Matrix Resurrections it pretty just doomed this movie to being a complete and total flop at the freaking box office in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then I really didn't like the big reveal as to whom this freaking films main villain really freaking is. This is because it's not only not built up very well or even at all but it doesn't make any kind of sense for a reveal as important as whom your main villain really is you need to build up and you need to give your audience clues so they can work it out for themselves whom your main villain and plus the main villain still has to make some sort of actual sense in terms of context to this films actual story and that sadly isn't the case with this freaking films big main villain reveal in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

Now then this film has / had a grand total running time of exactly two hours and two minuets and twenty six seconds. Which i'm kind of in two minds about since this film really doesn't / didn't have enough there in terms of plot or story to cover that running time but at the same time tho there are some scenes in this film that just felt rushed and as such a much longer running time would have helped those scenes out a little bit tho in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.

So now then this film is an action film after all and so then that means that I have to actually talk about the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film and well then in all honesty I in all honesty personally thought / felt that the actual action that's actually featured / presented to us in this very film was just like everything else in this film average at best. Which is a shame because the Kingsman films have always had some really cool over and over the top action but here it's like that they couldn't think of a way to out do what they did in the previous Kingsman film and so they just settled on doing things that were just freaking OK at best in my freaking personal opinions anyways / at least.

Overall like i've said about quite a few things about this film this film is just OK or even freaking average at best which for a film series that gave us that iconic and insanely violent church scene in the first freaking movie being OK or even average at best is not a freaking good thing in my personal freaking personal opinions anyways / at least. Now i've talked about all of the good things and all of the bad things that are in this very film in this very review and as such this means that this very film erns itself a grand old score of exactly a 5 out of 10 from me.

Now then as for where I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review well then boys and girls and as well as ladies and gentlemen I personally got all of the images that I personally used in this very review from the official Kingsman fandom wiki page and from Google Images. With my personally preferred website to use to get the images that I used from this film being Google Images this is simply due to the fact that all of the images that are featured / presented to us and are on Google Images are all fairly freaking high in freaking quality and as well as being fairly freaking high in definition in my freaking opinions anyways / at least.